Memes & Tweets For Anyone Struggling With The Job Hunt

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    Text - lucy, @curledbitch jobs: NOW HIRING!!!!! me: *applies* jobs: not u tho lol
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    Text - Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holy shit can he do that? Twitter: river_niles
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    Job - Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but l've also prepared a dance
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    Job - SO WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN5 YEARS? I'D SAY MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS LISTENING
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    White-collar worker - EATLIVER.COM What's your name? Peter without an "F". But there's no "F" in Peter. That's what I said.
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    Text - Pistol Pete @_Peter_Thompson Follow me: my greatest weakness is having no rigid exoskeleton. It means I can be easily stabbed interviewer: me: oh you mean like on the job
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    Text - Vikram; विक्रम; दिवतभ; -9 @gvicks Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
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    Text - I prevent conflicts before they start Name a strength it is you're right let's move on isn't that... conflict avoidance? @NATHANWPYLE/BUZZFEED
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    Text - my questions sound like name a weakness insults um...can you give me an example? can you not think of one yourself? @NATHANWPYLE/BUZZFEED
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    Product - WHAT'S YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN? OK ONE YEAR PLAN I HAVE A SNICKERS IN MY FREEZER, OK ANY FUTURE PLAN AT ALL @NATHANWPYLE/BUZZFEED
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    Text - [interview] Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy shit @thepunningman
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    Text - Paul E @PaulieMiked Me: "How is it we assume that Dinosaurs just roared, they could have talked like us, right?" Interviewer: "I meant questions about the job" 4/10/16, 12:05 PM from Washington, DC
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    Job - Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: I'd rather not I kinda need this job edudewheresmymeme
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    Text - Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly
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    Text - Cole Buer @colehearted It's been 4 years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else 2/11/18, 4:38 PM
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    Dog breed - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped SPOC FOX NEWS BOUNCE Dog BBC NEWS Twitter: @kristen_arnett 89.3

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